Day 254 "Because I said so!"

Today I read this:


The way to have complete control of the law is to have complete control of yourself. Control your thoughts and emotions and you will become the master of the law of attraction because you have become the master of yourself.

I found this very humorous and thankful that it didn’t include “control your bodily functions” because I am quite certain in my sleep deprivation’s stupor this morning when I was stumbling back to my own bed as dawn broke (because Doodlebug had a really rough night…) I farted OUTLOUD as I was crawling into the bed that housed the sleeping Mr. Strong. I could be mistaken, but I don’t think I am. I probably woke him up because it was not long before he got up to get in the shower. (“no babe! that wasn’t me – I think your alarm clock just sounded funny…did you change the music tone?”)

I didn’t care at the time…I was a walking zombie. It is really funny because this is something that I NEVER do in front of him or the kids – I just don’t…no need to elaborate. Needless to say, I still have a LOT to work on at mastering myself.

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I have been super excited about opening my studio and offering my services to young adolescents! Recently, I have been working on my so called “marketing” plan for my studio and my services. This is hard when I have other obligations to fulfill, but I think I have a really good all around, nothing firm, flexible, changing every moment, obsessive compulsive, ADD, chaotic handle on it all.

(Damn, I’m in trouble! Why can’t I just win the lottery? Oh yeah, I have to play first…)


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So I weighed Kiki a couple of days ago...mmmmmm huh! It wasn’t good. Let’s just say that the Drill Sergeant is back in business full time as of today!!!!!!!!! I know what foods I buy and stock at the house, so it got me to wondering – aside from not being AS active as her sister – how in the hell has she gained all her weight back that she lost this summer? It turns out that she had been buying large slushies EVERY day at school to go with her lunch. Poor girl…she has no idea what I am actually capable of…I think she and Kitty will be on the side of the road puking in today’s workout. Kitty, you can thank your sister for what is about to happen!

And they can’t do anything about it – because I am the mom – and because I said so!

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Oh yeah! I have been meaning to tell you all that I have officially given up all white breads, pasta’s and so forth. It’s been two weeks and I have only had a couple of setbacks, but I continue to succeed at being a gigantic psychotic biatch!

(Ohhhhh Bread…I dream of your hot, moist, freshly buttered toasted ends….)