Insert sarcasm voice here...

Okay, today I am just going to get right to the point.

I was going to blog about the past few days- my anniversary - the girls' tennis tournament - Doodlebug's birthday - my awesome diet & exercise day yesterday - but hell no! I don't have time.

I don't have time.

After a long, mostly sleepless night, I woke up to an email asking ME to get this, and this, and this, and this, and that! Then I had to get this, and this, and this, and that, done for the girls. Not to mention, this, and this, and this, and that, done for the house. And to top it all off - I got on the scale today and and immediately had the urge to throw that fucker against the wall for lying! Yes, my scale lies - in my mind...

WTF!

Insert sarcasm voice here...really get excited when you read these lines! mmmkay?

Okay, yes I will stop everything that is backed up on my desk, home and life to get you what you have every access to obtain!

Yes, please let me stop what I am doing to make your life, work, and stress -wonderful, reduced and minimized! OH BOY!

I feel so blessed that I can do everything for everyone at every freaking moment of the day without appreciation, recognition or assistance! Yippeee!

No, I don't want to scream at you to bite my ass and do it yourself!

No, I don't want to yell "ARE YOU A FU@KING IDIOT?!"

No, I don't want to run away crying because I NEED HELP JUST TO HELP YOUR ASS!


GRRRRRR SMILING :-)!

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Okay - meltdown accomplished.

Back to reality...I feel better now.

WOOOOOSAHHHHHH!

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