Case in point:
1. I have been taking high doses of Vitamin C to boost my immune system to deal with the high levels of work stress and viola! I have one of these moments this morning – I seriously thought that the whole first floor could hear me! WTF! I’m supposed to be healthier from taking all this freaking Vitamin C right?!
2. I put on a pair of work pants this morning and they were a little big. Now, I’m not complaining that they were a little loose, but damn! I saw a picture of my ass reflected in the window at work and ---really!? My ass looks like that? When the f@ck did that happen?! It HAS to be the pants, because in my mind I still have the ass of my 18 year-old self. Mmmhuh!
3. You all know I started training for a marathon. Then I stopped. Then I started again. Then I stopped again. I have NOOOOOOOOO excuse this time. The girls are at tennis school and Mr. Strong takes Doodlebug to daycare. I. Have. No. Excuse. WTF is up with my laziness?! Someone should kick me in the nuts – I don’t have any, but the intention would be the same.
So there you go – I’m not complaining – I’m just over here scratching my head wondering where my motivation and inspiration are vacationing - and pissed off those fuckers went without me. On the bright side, I probably lost 5lbs with case #1. I realized my reality and true reality might not be the same in case #2, but that I’m okay with that. And to top everything off I burned a few extra calories typing case #3.
Happy Wednesday everyone!
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