Let me start my apologizing up front for today’s post – it is extremely random and if you want to quit now – go ahead. I can’t seem to focus on one thing right now; my mind is going crazy!
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Last night:
Kitty was explaining to me that she had an English project that required her to look up a famous dead person and write 6 facts about them and include pictures of those 6 facts…got it?
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Kitty: “Mom, I felt so retarded turning in my English project today!”
Me: “Why, what was wrong with it?”
Kitty: “I was the only person to turn in drawings instead of using printed pictures.”
Me: “So? You did the project to the best of your procrastinating, no printer at home abilities!”
Kitty: “Yeah, but I drew STICK FIGURES!”
Me: “What? Stick figures? Why didn’t you ask me to print pictures at work and bring them home?!”
LMAO!
Kitty: “I forgot. – My teacher just looked at me like I was in kindergarten!”
Me: “Why? Did you just draw 6 stick figures?”
ROTFL!
Kitty: “No! I drew them all 6 different sizes – you know a small stick figure of baby George Washington all the way up to the grown gentleman stick figure of George Washington – I didn’t have my map colors to color his puffy hair white, but I drew his afro!”
LOL! I couldn’t even speak at this moment – I was crying so hard from laughing at her because she was so sincere in her efforts!
Shish! I love that girl!
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I watched the Biggest Loser last night and I now firmly believe that I was a Drill Sergeant in another life! This would explain my excessive yelling and constantly timing the chores or directions I give. YOU HAVE 3 MINUTES! Every aspect about the yelling, the discipline, the teamwork and the honor and integrity of (making) showing someone the power they do have within – well? – that is what I am ALLLLLLLLL about!
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“The Friend” came into my office this morning and caught me eating a corndog. Yes, a corndog. She informed me that I needed to give up all fast food (all fast food by her standards) and, well, you know what? She is right. I do need to give up the CRAP food that I put into my body and try to focus more on my eating! But, that breaded wiener coated in mustard sure was yummy! Just saying…
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Do you see that little box to the left? This is my NO MORE EXCUSES box. I WILL show everyone that I CAN do what I write about. 21 miles EVERY WEEK is my goal. So, if you see me slacking – please send me a comment and let the world know or give me a reason to get my hotness off the freaking office chair and go run!
WAIT! DON”T comment today! You have to understand that my grandmother passed away yesterday and these next few days I will be traveling in and out of town. So, I will do my best to meet my goal this week – but next week? IT”S ON!
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There have been a lot of things happening during the compilation of today’s post, so now I am going to go to the HUMMER and beat my head against the steering wheel out of frustration…toodles!
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