Days 338 & 339 - "Sometimes you just have to dance..."

Where to begin on a day like this?

Well, yesterday I spent most of the day at home with Kiki. She had the stomach bug and slept most of the day while I got "somewhat" caught up on laundry. It was a ho-hum day for me. I was still sulking from the day before and the fact that Mr. Strong wasn't available to go pick Kiki up was frustrating.

Then...

Then I watched Lady Gaga's Monster Ball on HBO. (can you say...ASSTASTIC!)

Then I watched another inspirational movie with the message of "no matter what life brings your way, sometimes you just have to dance..."

Both shows put me in a better mood yesterday, but last night I fell - a little bit - back into a slump.

This morning I got on the scale and VOILA! My good mood returned! Oh yeah baby!

It has been busy here at work and while I was on my lunch break running errands for work, I decided to tan.

15 minutes of MEEEEEEE time!

I walked into the tanning salon and was given the room of my preference...oh yeah...even better mood!

The music was blaring and as I shut the door behind me? Tone Loc's Funky Cold Medina came on! Oh yeah baby! Old school like a mofo!




I start undressing - dancing to whole song! All I needed was a stripper pole and I would have been set! Of course my body is moving and popping and locking and dropping it like it's hot! I checked a few times to make sure I locked the door and when the part of the song came on where he says "BREAK IT DOWNNNN!" ? My ass was AWESOME! (you'll just have to take my word for it...)

Oh yeah! This white girl can dance! I had my clothes off, my body all lotioned up and my out of control boobs handled before the song was over!

Forget about the cabbage patch and running man - this song called for some old school ass shaking!

By the time (all of 2-1/2 minutes) the song was over and I was laying down on the bed, panic took over.

Oh shit! What if there are secret hidden cameras in here!? What am I going to do when the world sees my dancing belly, boobs and naked ass on You Tube?!  Then I thought to myself - "I can sue and by default get my new house and drinks poolside..."

Okay, panic over.

Sometimes you just have to dance...