Most of the times if I get lucky I should be off of work at noon on Fridays. This so happens to be one of those Fridays. I take Kiki out to lunch since her Pep-Rally was today and she received straight A’s on her report card.
It’s a beautiful day outside, so I decided to open the windows when I got home to introduce some new energy into my house. It felt good – I then for some reason wanted to CLEAN! It’s the perfect time to get caught up before we leave for the weekend – right?
Then ALL OF A SUDDEN, I started to notice things that I didn’t notice yesterday. For example: I walked into the girls’ bathroom to start my cleaning frenzy and POOF!
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW DO THEY BREAK A NEW SEAT? I KNOW IT WAS INSTALLED CORRECTLY!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE BOTH DOWN ANOTHER 6LBS, SO I KNOW IT ISN'T THEIR WEIGHT! HELL, YOU DON'T EVEN SIT ON THIS PART - YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN...
AND HOWWWWWWWWWWW FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DID THEY GET MAKEUP ABOVE THE DOOR AND ON THE CEILING?
NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
OMG! 3 INCHES MORE TO LEFT IS THE TRASH CAN! I KNOW EVERYONE THAT HAS LONG HAIR (ESPECIALLY 2 SOMEONES) WILL HAVE HAIRBALLS IN THE DRAIN – BUT REALLY? WERE THEY PARALYZED TO GO 3 MORE INCHES TO THE LEFT TO THE TRASH CAN?!
OH - COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE DOOR! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
The door did me in – I closed the windows and left the house. I would rather be shopping than to commence with the mental breakdown that was on the verge of happening.
These are some of the examples of why I am so discouraged with doing housework! Screw it…I didn't make the mess!
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
I NEED A MAID!
Yes get a maid. I would go without cable before I would go without my maid. I want her to move in!
ReplyDeleteLori Kay
Um shopping is way better....wow. No words.
ReplyDeleteHow about bringing your kids to help pick up and clean the bathroom they so carelessly take care of? And then after that, get a maid! :)
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