I am very thankful to have started the day off so good!
Random Thought: I love being married to my strong husband! (I think the hubby will now forever be known as Mr. Strong...yep) It helps because when little tiny jars of nothing (like a mojitos bottle or coke bottle) are impossible to open, I can just turn to him and say - please -. I am not a weak woman by any means, but sometimes - just sometimes - I want to scream and throw the bottle that won't open!
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Oh by the way – do any of you have a Relaxing Spot in your house? You know the kind of spot where no kids or any other person is allowed when you are there? Here is mine…
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| There are usually tons of bubbles, but this was after a 45 minute soak - sighhhhhh. |
Sometimes I get to read by candlelight or not – and sometimes I get to just light the candles and meditate. This is the ONLY place in my house, where I can just push a button (turning on the jets) and all of the sounds in my house disappear. It is like a vibrating hmmm – wait - dirty minds, shame on you – what I mean is that the jets are all that I can hear and that is as good as silence in my book! I look forward to this routine EVERYDAY! Sometimes it lasts only a few minutes before the knocking and yelling and little fingers appear under the door, but sometimes I get lucky and it lasts longer…
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Okay now that I am relaxed thinking about my timeout from the world later this evening, I can let you in on a conversation that I had with Kitty last night. Yes – get ready…
Do any of you watch 2-1/2 Men? Well sometimes we get to watch (more like listen) to their show on Fox. Last night’s episode was about one of the brothers being attracted to pregnant women – because his wife was very “active” - wink, wink - when she was pregnant…blah, blah, blah. The other brother proceeded to make some funny comments about how “that is the reason why his son is like he is.” His intelligence and growth was inhibited by all the “poking” to his head. Okay – you following me here? This begins our conversation:
Kitty: Mom, is thaaat even possible?
Me: Is what possible?
Kitty: Youuuuu know, being able to doooo thaaat when you are pregnant. (have sex…)
Me: Yes, it is possible to doooo thaaat when you are pregnant.
Kitty: Did youuuu do that with us?
Me: Yes, your father and I had sex right up until both of you were born – it is completely natural.
Kitty: Is that why I have Dyslexia?
Me: What? Nooooooo! Don’t listen to the show, they’re not right – they’re just making jokes!
Kitty: But, cannnnnn that happen? (She’s trying to see if the penis can poke the baby’s head…)
Me: Yes it can, that is why you and Kiki have dents on the top of your heads!
This comment leads both of them to immediately feel the top of their heads – way funny!
Me: OMG – NO!!!! It is NOT possible – there is this thing called a cervix that blocks off the entire area where the baby is – “that” (penis) can’t get through the cervix. Understand?
Kitty: Ohhhhhhh – but the baby is here (and she points to the lower belly)
Me: Yes? And it is protected by the cervix…
Kitty: Okay, but…
Me: NO MORE! You will find out about it in Anatomy Class – IT IS NOT POSSIBLE! THE BABY CANNOT GET HIS HEAD POKED BY “THAT” AND HAVING SEX WHILE YOU’RE PREGNANT DOES NOT CAUSE THE BABY TO HAVE DYSLEXIA! GOT IT!
At this point she just walked away laughing and mumbling “gosh, I just asked a question…”
Welcome to my world…
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Wanna see some pics of my family? All of these (and a ton more) made me smile last night when I was going through a photo album.
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| My mom was a cheerleader in High School - she is so badass! |
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| She is one Hot Mama! And she is going to kill me when she sees these - lol! |
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| Here is my brother and me and my sisters: I wanted to show everyone the WHITE AFRO that I always wore - thanks mom! In 90% of my pictures I have this WHITE AFRO! |
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| OMG - I could just eat us all up - we were so damn cute! And as you can see from the crap (not literally) on the photo - it is really old!!!!!!!!!!!! |
There will be A LOT more to come - I am slowly including pictures - pictures of ME are not easy for me, so give me a break!
Boss's Day is not until Saturday, so I was pleasently surprised when I came into my office and found this on my desk! I work with some of the best people in the world and not just because they give me CHOCOLATE!
What are some of your snapshots of the day?
Love it! Especially the sex question that has started my day off with a good laugh! I am so glad I have not had to explain that yet. Love ya cousin keep up the good work!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm happy to know that you are honest with the kids. We do the same.
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